Bacon Lube

This lube seems like a cleverly designed trap. 99% of the lube bought in America is purchased by the homosexual community*. Next time you smell delicious bacon, beware, you might be walking into a homosexual bacon trap. And now I will always be nervous walking into Dennys, IHOP, Bob Evans, and Waffle House ( I was already nervous about walking into Waffle house)

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*This is not a real stat. If you think it is, you're an idiot. People know this is a joke right?

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