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ThenCry Pillow

Unfortunately, I'm not able to find this item for sale anymore, it used to be available here from the manufacturer. I can't help but think they are no longer making it due to low sales. If that's the case then I think it's product of improper marketing. Below is the plan I am submitting to design3000 to relaunch the ThenCry.

  • Rename it the ThenJerk (copyright paperwork submitted so you can't steal the incredibly clever name)
  • Add a lotion dispenser the other side
  • Start selling the ThenJerk© at Gamestops, comic book shops and LAN centers

With any luck design3000 listens to my words of wisdom and can get back on track to doing what they do best(?), selling pillows to help you wank.