For only $2,000 you can buy yourself a 55 gallon drum of Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant. At first this seems outrageous, but when you break it down you will see you are actually getting a hell of a deal on some lube. A normal sized bottle of Passion Natural will run you $0.62 an ounce, but if you buy in bulk you are getting it for a measly $0.28 an ounce. Sounds like a deal to me. With all the money you're saving you can buy like 230 of these.