Sex with a midget little person, Who hasn't thought about it at least once? Don't lie. Well, now you can make that dream a reality thanks to Pipedream Products and their "Meme" The Midget Love Doll. At first we thought this was a joke, but at least 2 of the 6 reviews for this product seem real and both reviewers complain about the same things. If you're looking to have yourself a little fun you'd better buy one before they sell out. Be warned though, some harmless midget doll bangin' might turn into a conviction for pedophilia, so we suggest just sticking with the Sex in Her Shitty Blow Up Doll.