Forgetting my phone when I go to drop a deuce is akin to Amelia Earhart forgetting her map when going on a quick trip around the globe. I'm lost, and now have to spend 10 minutes staring at a blank wall or hope to find an empty shampoo bottle in the trash to read how to rinse and repeat (and when do you stop repeating, amiright?). That all ends now. The Piddle, Poop, and Putt - Bathroom Rug can save you from the doldrums of dropping the Cosby kids off in the pool. So stop being bored while taking the Browns to the Superbowl and pick up a Piddle, Poop, and Putt - Bathroom Rug.
Get a hole in one while taking a number 2:
Piddle, Poop, and Putt - Bathroom Rug
Boy, my thesaurus p page is pooped.