Winkers

Do you not feel like enough of an attention whore? Boy oh boy do we have the thing for you. Winkers are pants that have eyes on them, so you can use your fat ass to wink at people staring at your fat ass. Maybe the best part is you can't actually buy jeans from them, you have to send them jeans to ruin paint their trade mark winkers on. My personal favorite has to be the ducks (and my favorite part of the ducks is the "quack!") because when I'm staring at a chicks ass all I usually think about is ducks.

Winkers

p.s.

Here is another pair of jeans for when they ruin yours: sorry about your pants

p.p.s.

Holy shit, I just went to the "order" page so I would be able to put in the price range for these. Do yourself a favor and check out how much it costs to destroy winker your favorite pants

Posted in: $100-$199, $500+, Beauty/Hygiene, Clothing, Women