Sadly, Chickenbone Chicken Poop Lip Junk does not seem to contain any actual chicken poop. Wtf, right? But wait and save your outrage because it gets worse. Not only does it not contain real chicken poop they don't even have the decency to make it taste or smell like chicken poop artificially. While we're off filing a complaint with the FTC be sure to check out this lip balm that is at least flavored like cat pee.

