Dildo Chess) is at it again. Now we have a tiny votive candle (hey shutup, everyone knows what that is, right?) with an aphrodisiac-based fragrance for only $65.
You know what’s a better aphrodisiac than a $65 Boudoir Candle? 47 fish sandwiches, a box of fine wine, and a copy of Ghost from the $5 bin at Walmart.