You know what? Of course this is stupid and fake (orly?) but people still buy it. People have spent money their on this. I have a business model for anyone enterprising enough. Buy this, get your printer fired up, and undercut other people selling Canned Unicorn Meat on amazon for say, $8.99. You could make like $3-4 bucks (depending on how much you value your labor, it wouldn't make sense for me (because my time is so valuable) which is why I put it on the internet for someone to steal) per can. Hell, maybe even expand your business later. Bigfoot Meat, Dragon Meat, Loch Ness Monster Meat (might have to take a loss on that selling for about three fidy) the possibilities are endless.