Luggage Scooter

Now you can look like a bigger asshole than a TSA agent.

Luggage Scooter

Airsoft Machine Gun

Is it worth $272 to be the most feared person in your office?

Airsoft Machine Gun

The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China

I thought the only thing Chinese people shit in was American department stores.

The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China

DVD Rewinder

Do people even remember why this is funny? Do people even remember what DVD's were? 

DVD Rewinder

ElectraStim Intimidator Electro Butt Plug

Yes, you read that right, Electro Butt Plug. Who buys this stuff? One of you guys apparently... I'm not going to name names (because I can't see who bought it) but someone who was browsing our site jumped on to Amazon to snatch-up one of these bad boys (albeit a slightly smaller one than linked here, have to show some restraint I guess). Now, I don't understand butt plugs, ( I swear I don't : | ) it just doesn't seem comfortable (at all). But to then add electricity to said butt plug adds another level of insanity. So, whoever it was out there that bought this, we salute you. Just please don't use this in the bath/shower, we want you around to buy more expensive butt plugs from us.

Mr-S-Leather ElectraStim Intimidator Electro Butt Plug

America Sunglasses

Do you love America? If you’re like me the answer to that question was an astounding YES! Well this 4th of July let everyone know how awesome our nation really is with these sunglasses. These glasses tell the world: 1) I’m a God damn American; 2) I am blind in my left eye; and 3) Alaska and Hawaii don’t mean jack to me. Now some might say the $208.00 (American dollar) price tag is steep. But this American patriot would be willing to spend at least $1,776.00 to show the world that although the Chinese made these glasses, I bleed RED, WHITE, and BLUE!

Cruzin Cooler

A cooler and a Razor Scooter had a baby?!? What could be cooler, right? Just about anything. The people at Cruzin' Cooler have taken a perfectly good cooler and added a motor and wheels to it. On the surface this seems like possibly the best idea ever, but the first time you bring it out you will see the glaring problem in it's design. Every time you and your sweet ride are around other people you are the beer bitch. The good news is that entry into the asshole club only starts at $349.00.

And you might be get to hang out with Ellen Degeneres. Yay?

Solafeet - Foot Tanning Bed

Are you tired of being embarrassed by your pasty white ghost feet after a round of golf or tennis? If you're like myself and most other people I'm sure you aren't, but in any case Solafeet, Inc. has a solution for you. For only 3 easy payments of $79.99 (plus shipping and handling) they will send you the Solafeet foot tanner and in just 7 to 14 days you can develop skin cancer on your feet be the star of the country club. Just see what Nancy Myers from Sarasota, FL has to say "I was going on a cruise is two weeks and I had awful white feet from playing golf. I used the Solafeet foot tanner for seven days, twice a day and got perfectly tanned feet for my cruise" Whew, catastrophe averted, good for you Nancy.

Solafeet

'Til Death Do Us Part Knuckle Duster

Uh oh boys, did you forget Valentine's Day? Well luckily for you, we here at WhoBuysThisStuff.com have you covered. Well not really. You're still screwed (enjoy the couch), but as a make up gift we suggest that you buy your significant other a 'Til Death Do Us Part Knuckle Duster. That way they can teach you to never forget Valentine's Day again. Just ask them not to hit you in the eyes so you can still visit WhoBuysThisStuff.com!

'Til Death Do Us Part Knuckle Duster