Who Buys This Stuff?: $25-49

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Phone Boobs

I hope they make a new one for the iPhone5.

Outrageously Expensive Candle

Yeah, it's comic sans. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get some Chickenbone Chicken Poop Lip Junk

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Fresh Whole Rabbit

"Happy Easter kids! I finally caught that son of a bitch who leaves those shitty plastic eggs all over the yard!"

Fresh Whole Rabbit

Life size chess seems like fun, so why not life size cornhole?

BodySox®

Just don't get it wet, it will smell awful.

Knitting With Dog Hair

Maybe the kids wouldn't have been such little bitches if ol' Poppins had one of these. Spoonful of shutthefuckup is more like it. Supercalifragilisticexpialifuckyou

Rifle Umbrella

I hope you have really good reflexes.

Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard

Just be careful playing pocket pool.

Pocket Chainsaw

Maybe I'm weird, but I wear flip-flops so my feet aren't in the grass.

Grass Flip-Flops

The 70s were a different time.

Retard Johnny

I don't get it. You save your breast milk in a locket, which was part of you, to remember your baby? Couldn't you just look down (at your tits, just in case that wasn't clear)? Wouldn't this "make more sense" to give your child so they have a part of you? And by make more sense, I mean... I don't know what I mean because this is fucking weird.

Milk. Mom. Baby.

Better than a pillow that just pokes you with its dick.

Boyfriend Pillow

Don't forget you took this before you get to the office in the morning and have your 1st cup of joe or you might be able to smell sounds.

AeroShot

Unfortunately a Lube Launcher is a device to inject lube into orifices in preparation for sex not a new military super weapon to make enemies too slippery to mobilize.

Lubricant Launcher