I don't get it. You save your breast milk in a locket, which was part of you, to remember your baby? Couldn't you just look down (at your tits, just in case that wasn't clear)? Wouldn't this "make more sense" to give your child so they have a part of you? And by make more sense, I mean... I don't know what I mean because this is fucking weird.
Uh oh, hide your wallets it looks like one of our favorite designers Kiki de Montparnasse (Dildo Chess) is at it again. Now we have a tiny votive candle (hey shutup, everyone knows what that is, right?) with an aphrodisiac-based fragrance for only $65.
You know what’s a better aphrodisiac than a $65 Boudoir Candle? 47 fish sandwiches, a box of fine wine, and a copy of Ghost from the $5 bin at Walmart.
Are you a bird watcher looking for a little excitement? If so you're in luck, because the eYe2eYe Wearable Hummingbird Feeder (I find their use of capilatization baffling) is probably the most exciting thing in bird watching since before the pterodactyl went extinct. Usually bird watching is done from a distance with a pair of binoculars. Well, not anymore! The absurd revolutionary EyE2EyE lets you get up close and personal to the action. As long as you can sit still for 3-7 minutes in a area that hummingbirds hangout you too can get the chance to see how precise the hummingbirds navigation skills are.
Are you a shitty parent? Does your kid cry all the time and you don't want to take the time to find out why? Boy do we have the thing for you. The Why Cry Baby Analyzer promises to "interpret the various reasons for why your baby cries and displays the answer on an easy to ready LCD screen." Call it a hunch, but I feel like this product would have a little more notoriety if it worked. I actually think they just took a Tamagotchi and put a babies face on it. "Oh, there's poop on the screen, better changer it now. Thank you Tamagotchi
Why Cry Baby Analyzer! If it wasn't for you I would have to figure out what's wrong with my kid!"
And now we finally know what really did in David Carradine. We here at WBTS realize that some of the products we poke fun at are probably pretty useful to some people, this seems like it may be one of those instances. It also seems like an instance where someone can cheap out and end up looking like they choked the chicken to death. If you get a neck injury and need to do traction, please, think of your family and what they would think if they saw you like that and spend the little bit extra to get a real traction device. If, however, you are looking for a cheap and comfortable way to experience autoerotic asphyxiation the NeckPro might be just the thing for you.
We've featured some weird stuff on this site before like the cover for your pet's anus or 55 gallons of lube, but now the Rosebud Urethral Sound Kit is the new champion of this site. A urethral sound kit is a set of rods that are tuned to specific frequencies and are to be inserted into your urethra and struck. Somehow this provides sexual pleasure. Wikipedia even has page on it (please don't go there, it's NSFW anyway) Sounds can also be used dilate the urethra for different things such as piercing. Now you know and knowing is half the battle. Anyway, if I were to try this I would ask my partner to come "Sound the Dong".
I'm thinking about a number between 1 and 66083. If you guessed 4, you were close, but it was 17859. If you liked the look of those numbers there are plenty more in A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates. Apparently this book has been helping people select their favorite random digits since the 1950's. I have to say that unfortunately, Brian McGroarty has found a major flaw:
"The book is a promising reference concept, but the execution is somewhat
sloppy. Whatever generator they used was not fully tested. The bulk of
each page seems random enough. However at the lower left and lower right
of alternate pages, the number is found to increment directly."
Thank you Brian, it's people like you that make me look at reviews before I purchase anything.
This book is calledShipping Semen? How to Have a Successful Experienceand it's written by Pennie Ahmed. It is a how to book for how to ship your horses semen to a breeder successfully . A quick look at the index available online shows that this book really covers it all with chapters such as "Let's Learn About Semen" and "Troubleshooting" which I can only assume is to help you if your mare is having trouble shooting.Hey-Oh
Enjoy medieval torture devices and a larger member? Who doesn't, amiright? Now you can enjoy them both from the comfort of your own home and without having to be strapped between two horses. People who bought the Penis Extender Stretcher Strap Device also bought this so you can have a double whammy of long dong, they even put pictures of those horses on the bottle.
Here is the answer to the most serious of first world problems the Aquasana AQ-4100 Deluxe Shower Water Filter System, which is exactly what it sounds like. It filters the water that comes through your shower head to remove harmful chemicals and prevent them from doing bad things to you. While this is all well and good and it probably does do what it says are they just going to pretend that the shampoo and soap we lather up with isn't full of chemicals that are a lot worse. It seems to me like Brita had some extra filters laying around and props to them for creating a problem that doesn't really need a solution.
"I think Pringles's initial intention was to make tennis balls ... but on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up a big old truck of potatoes arrived ... but Pringles is a laid back company, they said "cut them up" -Mitch Hedberg
Adult men wearing jerseys can be a point of contention. Let's be honest, if you see a guy walking down the street or down the
deodorant isle in the Walmart, you probably think to yourself, "what a
douche". As an avid sports fan I wear them myself and I feel it's okay in certain situations; at sporting events, having people over for a game-watching party, going to a bar to watch a game with buddies. One time it's never okay to wear a jersey? When it's an all-star version. Seriously, who buys these things? It must be somebody because the leagues keep selling them.
This gem is the Kymera Magic Wand Remote Control which is an infrared remote control that "Can learn 13 infrared remote control codes and replay them at your command with 13 easy to learn gestures" I imagine this would be a big hit for about 30 seconds until you realized you could've spent a little more money and just got a Wii. It's rated 4 stars on Amazon so maybe I don't know a good deal when its waved in my face.