Aquasana Deluxe Shower Water Filter System

Here is the answer to the most serious of first world problems the Aquasana AQ-4100 Deluxe Shower Water Filter System, which is exactly what it sounds like. It filters the water that comes through your shower head to remove harmful chemicals and prevent them from doing bad things to you. While this is all well and good and it probably does do what it says are they just going to pretend that the shampoo and soap we lather up with isn't full of chemicals that are a lot worse. It seems to me like Brita had some extra filters laying around and props to them for creating a problem that doesn't really need a solution.

"I think Pringles's initial intention was to make tennis balls ... but on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up a big old truck of potatoes arrived ... but Pringles is a laid back company, they said "cut them up" - Mitch Hedberg

Aquasana AQ-4100 Deluxe Shower Water Filter System

ThenCry Pillow

Unfortunately, I'm not able to find this item for sale anymore, it used to be available here from the manufacturer. I can't help but think they are no longer making it due to low sales. If that's the case then I think it's product of improper marketing. Below is the plan I am submitting to design3000 to relaunch the ThenCry.

• Rename it the ThenJerk (copyright paperwork submitted so you can't steal the incredibly clever name)
• Add a lotion dispenser the other side
• Start selling the ThenJerk© at Gamestops, comic book shops and LAN centers

With any luck design3000 listens to my words of wisdom and can get back on track to doing what they do best(?), selling pillows to help you wank. 

Go Girl Female Urination Device

This is how I imagine a commercial for the Go Girl Female Urination Device. First, let's set the scene: The shot opens on a crowded night club then pans over to an extremely long line at the women's restroom while the men's restroom appears to be empty. A girl walks up, sees the huge line, pulls out the Go Girl, shows it to the camera with a sly smile and walks into the men's restroom. As the door closes an announcer says "You Go Girl!" and explains the product. -fin. (when you see this during next year's superbowl remember where you heard it first.)

Go Girl Female Urination Device

Reddit Soap

After yesterday's success on /r/shutupandtakemymoney we've decided that pandering was the best route to get more of the attention our delicate egos so desperately crave. So, today we are bringing you the most confusing reddit related product available. After considerable debate we settled on Reddit Soap. Just the other day I accidentally : | ended up in /r/spacedicks and the first second thing I wanted to do was take a shower and I'm pretty sure that soap with the reddit logo on it would just add to my shame as I tried to scrub the "filth" off of me. Different strokes for different folks I guess. Thanks again reddit!

Reddit Soap

KegelPro

Valentine’s day is coming up ladies and gents and what's a better gift than a KegelPro. However, I am not sure who would get it for whom. Would a man get this for his wife? His wife who is too overwhelmed with the stresses of everyday life to take time out to work on her kegels? Or would the wife get this for her husband months in advance of this hallowed day and then let her secret be known? WBTS? That's the beauty of this product, it could be a man or woman, husband or wife, and all people can understand the joy that will result from this gift. 

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