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Phone Boobs

I hope they make a new one for the iPhone5.

Outrageously Expensive Candle

Yeah, it's comic sans. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

Corn Stripper

Not as cool as you'd think

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get some Chickenbone Chicken Poop Lip Junk

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Showing posts with label Books. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Books. Show all posts

Knitting With Dog Hair


Just don't get it wet, it will smell awful.

Knitting With Dog Hair

How to Raise a Jewish Dog


They already usually have big noses...

How to Raise a Jewish Dog

The Beginner's Guide to Sex in the Afterlife



 It's probably not much different than "Sex in the Married Life".


The Beginner's Guide to Sex in the Afterlife

Retard Johny





The 70s were a different time.

Retard Johnny

How to Pee Standing Up: Tips for Hip Chicks

Emergency Shart Kit

Where were you last weekend, Emergency Shart Kit?

Execution Tools & Techniques


"Always wet the sponge" 

Execution Tools & Techniques

How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday


If nothing else at least it might help you good-bye pants shitting accidents.

How to Shit in the Woods, 3rd Edition


I'm not sure what's more surprising. The fact that someone wrote a book for this or the fact that so much has changed about shitting in the woods that they needed 3 additions.

Hot Guys and Baby Animals


I swear it didn't move...




The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China


I thought the only thing Chinese people shit in was American department stores.


50 Ways to Use Feminine Hygiene Products in a Manly Manner


#51 - Buying them to get the hot cashier's attention.

Cunt Coloring Book


How many times can I color Nancy Grace?

All My Friends Are Still Dead.


The sequel is equally uplifting.

All My Friends Are Still Dead.

All My Friends are Dead.


At least he had friends...

All My Friends Are Dead

Lesbian Nuns: Breaking Silence



Who wants to finance our new movie? We just found the script to Sister Act 3, so hopefully Whoopee's down for it.

How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men


How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men. Hopefully a large penis isn't required.

The Original Road Kill Cookbook


Check it out, Honey Boo Boo's mom wrote a cook book.

Jewish Mother Goose


She was a little more stingy with her rhymes. and she has a bigger nose

Jewish Mother Goose: Modified Rhymes for Meshugennah Times

Men Are Better Than Women - Book


This book cites examples of how men are better than woman. The shipping cost on such a large volume must be outrageous.

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