Do you love America? If you’re like me the answer to that question was an astounding YES! Well this 4th of July let everyone know how awesome our nation really is with these sunglasses. These glasses tell the world: 1) I’m a God damn American; 2) I am blind in my left eye; and 3) Alaska and Hawaii don’t mean jack to me. Now some might say the $208.00 (American dollar) price tag is steep. But this American patriot would be willing to spend at least $1,776.00 to show the world that although the Chinese made these glasses, I bleed RED, WHITE, and BLUE!
Do you not feel like enough of an attention whore? Boy oh boy do we have the thing for you. Winkers are pants that have eyes on them, so you can use your fat ass to wink at people staring at your fat ass. Maybe the best part is you can't actually buy jeans from them, you have to send them jeans to ruin paint their trade mark winkers on. My personal favorite has to be the ducks (and my favorite part of the ducks is the "quack!") because when I'm staring at a chicks ass all I usually think about is ducks.
Tiddy Bear, so much more than just a clever name! We here at WhoBuysThisStuff.com love posting products that make women's lives better and easier (especially when it also can help us men) and that is why we are featuring the Tiddy Bear today. It is a cute fluffy little bear that "makes wearing seatbelts more comfortable to all drivers and passengers". According to Tiddybearcomfortstrap.com this is a great product for women, men, and children, which we find rather surprising when you consider the fact that you would be seen driving around in public with a little bear motorboating you. Maybe we're just jealous of tiddy bear because it's clear who the real winner here is.
So cheers to you, Tiddy Bear, you motorboatin' son of a bitch.
When they (who is they? Jesus?) said leave only footprints I don't think they (he?) had these in mind. I imagine the person who bought these was just whisked away for their fabulous honeymoon in a 3rd world country that has a nice tourist area with a sweet beach. These flip flops scream, "Hey look! We just got married and brought a ton of cash with us on our special trip, follow us!". So if you want to enjoy your honeymoon held up at knife point in a shack in Mexico these Just Married Flip Flops are just what you're looking for.
"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. [scoff] She looks like, one of those rap guys' girlfriends."
Well not anymore, thanks to Sauna Pants! For the mere price of $39.97 you can shed that excess junk from your trunk. You just better hope you don't see Sir Mix-A-Lot (was he actually knighted?) around town because we all know his feelings towards not having buns hun (something about a snake).
For today's feature we have the Real Moving Rorschach Inkblot Mask which was sent in by a reader that calls himself Grafixfan. Thanks for opening my eyes the pinnacle of human achievement Grafixfan. These masks use a heat sensitive ink that lightens and darkens based on how you direct your breath in the mask. Sounds awesome right? Except that feeling your own breath inside of a mask would get awfully hot and sticky in about 30 seconds. Remember how awesome that Halloween mask you got when you were 10 was for the first 10 minutes. Actually in reality, it's a shame we have to be so negative about everything we review on this site because I would totally buy this if I wanted to alienate all my friends.
Thanks again Grafixfan, we will wear these to your house when we stalk you.
Was it always your dream when you grew up to get a cool dog? To run on the beach and throw toys in the water for a golden retriever? To have a dog that would be loyal and a good friend until the end...
Do you feel like an a-hole for letting your wife talk you into buying that chihuahua? If you already went that far you might as well look like a bigger jackass and get yourself one of these. The Flexi-Mat Corp Pet Pocket could be just the thing for your new life as a whipping boy. Maybe next time you will tell your wife to get back in the kitchen where she belongs. Seriously though, you look like a kanagroo... stop it.
I'd like to introduce you to the new toy that is galloping (get it?) into the hearts and minds of America. The Daddle! Now you don't even have to wait until the teenage years for your child to show you that you're not good for anything but a ride. It can't be that bad right? Just remember to smile and act like you're enjoying it while the shove their spurs in your sides for the rest of your life.
Adult men wearing jerseys can be a point of contention. Let's be honest, if you see a guy walking down the street or down the
deodorant isle in the Walmart, you probably think to yourself, "what a
douche". As an avid sports fan I wear them myself and I feel it's okay in certain situations; at sporting events, having people over for a game-watching party, going to a bar to watch a game with buddies. One time it's never okay to wear a jersey? When it's an all-star version. Seriously, who buys these things? It must be somebody because the leagues keep selling them.
Squirrel Underpants come with an elastic 9" waist for which the description says "for squirrels they're pretty much one-size-fits-all. (Will also fit most guinea pigs but are probably over-sized for the average gerbil.)" sorry Richard Gere =(. Rated 4 Stars.