Throwback Friday: Phone dumbell

Herro? Anyone here for Throwback Friday? If so, check out this bad boy. I can't find any proof of this ever actually existing outside of this photo and believe me, I did extensive research (wikipedia and google ((the first page of google))). Can you imagine if they gave these things to kids these days? We would have a bunch of freaks walking around looking like this \/

I fucking love the phone dumbell

Don't worry however, I have found a way to make this happen even in this day and age. Just take your cell phone, buy this and this and go to work. The best part? You can get different colors and patterns, if you're into that sort of thing.

Season Shot

Like to kill birds with shotguns? Don't want to bother with fishing out buckshot and then having to season said bird? Now you can kill two birds with one stone (durp!) with the season shot. Now if they could only figure out a way you could get dead, seasoned, cooked food without all the work these people could be onto something.

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