I don't get it. You save your breast milk in a locket, which was part of you, to remember your baby? Couldn't you just look down (at your tits, just in case that wasn't clear)? Wouldn't this "make more sense" to give your child so they have a part of you? And by make more sense, I mean... I don't know what I mean because this is fucking weird.
You know what? Of course this is stupid and fake (orly?) but people still buy it. People have spent money their on this. I have a business model for anyone enterprising enough. Buy this, get your printer fired up, and undercut other people selling Canned Unicorn Meat on amazon for say, $8.99. You could make like $3-4 bucks (depending on how much you value your labor, it wouldn't make sense for me (because my time is so valuable) which is why I put it on the internet for someone to steal) per can. Hell, maybe even expand your business later. Bigfoot Meat, Dragon Meat, Loch Ness Monster Meat (might have to take a loss on that selling for about three fidy) the possibilities are endless.
I guess the question is why? The Ham Dogger's description claims that its pleases both hamburger and hot dog lovers, but that is kind of like trying to please both car lovers and bicycle lovers with a pedal car. It's retarded.
The name alone made us think that somehow someone had created the perfect combination of our favorite things (strippers and food), but as usual we were unfortunately let down. Sadly, the Corn Stripper is nothing more than a tool to strip the kernels from the ear, because apparently just using a knife proves to be too difficult for some people.