The Official Twilight Diamond Engagement Ring

We have a guest poster today and she seems to hate Twilight more than we do. You even could say her hate for Twilight is still a better love story than Twilight?

"From the purveyors of the never ending 20% off coupon comes the worst idea in the history of ideas. Now, Twatlight fans can live out their cosplay fantasies to the fullest and fat girls can buy themselves something sparkly for Christmas, instead of that 6th cat they have been eyeing. Wedding season just got a whole lot sadder and more pathetic."

-H-Bomb

The Official Twilight Collection Bella's White Topaz or Diamond Engagement Ring

Paparazzi Shades

If you are the type of person that wears these, you need them, because you look like a dick.

Paparazzi Shades

Ms. Taken Ring

This should also come with a shirt that reads, "I'm a huge bitch and never deserve a real ring."

Ms. Taken Ring

Silver Blue Space Age Vagina Ring

Silver Blue Space Age Vagina Ring

"This ring has an awesome vagina shape with an icy blue center, jagged and frosted like an arctic landscape."

Sounds like my wife, Hey-oh!

'Til Death Do Us Part Knuckle Duster

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'Til Death Do Us Part Knuckle Duster