Man to Man: Gay Attraction Body Mist

Damn! No longer available! 

Man to Man : Gay Attraction Body Mist

DVD Rewinder

Do people even remember why this is funny? Do people even remember what DVD's were? 

DVD Rewinder

Extreme Ironing

I've never wanted a time machine more : (

Extreme Ironing 2010

Jesus Christ It's 9/11

The worst part about this picture is I can never own it. =(

Gift of Nothing

What do you get the person that has everything? How about nothing! What about that significant other that says they don't anything for Christmas, Valentines, Birthday, etc... (even though they damn well do and you know it). Get them Nothing and mean it. Now, I've never been great at distinguishing irony (I don't think anyone actually is, especially not Alanis Morissette) but I think this one is: Nothing is currently unavailable on Amazon. While we wait for Nothing to come back (holy shit my brain is going to explode) you can indulge in this American Classic

Throwback Friday: Phone dumbell

Herro? Anyone here for Throwback Friday? If so, check out this bad boy. I can't find any proof of this ever actually existing outside of this photo and believe me, I did extensive research (wikipedia and google ((the first page of google))). Can you imagine if they gave these things to kids these days? We would have a bunch of freaks walking around looking like this \/

I fucking love the phone dumbell

Don't worry however, I have found a way to make this happen even in this day and age. Just take your cell phone, buy this and this and go to work. The best part? You can get different colors and patterns, if you're into that sort of thing.

Sex In Her S**tty Blowup Doll

We here at WhoBuysThisStuff.com have decided to start a new tradition called Throwback Friday where we post things that are no longer for sale. The inaugural Throwback Friday is a perfect example of a mediocre idea paired with poor execution (kinda like this site, right?). Here we have the Sex In Her Shitty blowup doll. They've seemed to capture every nuance of the show on the cover of this box - martinis, "Big", Sarah Jessica Porkher - except for one thing. Mrs. Sara Jessica Porkher looks more like a dude than Sarah Jessica Parker.

This product was sold in 2008 and is sadly no longer available. But we've devised a solution to this problem if you must have a Sex In Her Shitty blowup doll.

Backdoor Babydoll + Accoutrements Horse Head Mask = Perfection

ThenCry Pillow

Unfortunately, I'm not able to find this item for sale anymore, it used to be available here from the manufacturer. I can't help but think they are no longer making it due to low sales. If that's the case then I think it's product of improper marketing. Below is the plan I am submitting to design3000 to relaunch the ThenCry.

• Rename it the ThenJerk (copyright paperwork submitted so you can't steal the incredibly clever name)
• Add a lotion dispenser the other side
• Start selling the ThenJerk© at Gamestops, comic book shops and LAN centers

With any luck design3000 listens to my words of wisdom and can get back on track to doing what they do best(?), selling pillows to help you wank.