Showing posts with label Women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Women. Show all posts
Peter Pepper Red Hot Pepper Seeds
Seems like there should definitely be a "Do not stick in your vagina (or butthole)" warning.
Peter Pepper Red Hot Pepper Seeds
The Beginner's Guide to Sex in the Afterlife
It's probably not much different than "Sex in the Married Life".
The Beginner's Guide to Sex in the Afterlife
Make Your Own Dildo Kit
It's hard enough getting someone to use my dick and I don't think it needs a twin.
Milk. Mom. Baby. Breast Milk Locket
I don't get it. You save your breast milk in a locket, which was part of you, to remember your baby? Couldn't you just look down (at your tits, just in case that wasn't clear)? Wouldn't this "make more sense" to give your child so they have a part of you? And by make more sense, I mean... I don't know what I mean because this is fucking weird.
Milk. Mom. Baby.
The Official Twilight Diamond Engagement Ring
We have a guest poster today and she seems to hate Twilight more than we do. You even could say her hate for Twilight is still a better love story than Twilight?
"From the purveyors of the never ending 20% off coupon comes the worst idea in the history of ideas. Now, Twatlight fans can live out their cosplay fantasies to the fullest and fat girls can buy themselves something sparkly for Christmas, instead of that 6th cat they have been eyeing. Wedding season just got a whole lot sadder and more pathetic."
"From the purveyors of the never ending 20% off coupon comes the worst idea in the history of ideas. Now, Twatlight fans can live out their cosplay fantasies to the fullest and fat girls can buy themselves something sparkly for Christmas, instead of that 6th cat they have been eyeing. Wedding season just got a whole lot sadder and more pathetic."
The Official Twilight Collection Bella's White Topaz or Diamond Engagement Ring
Spider Catcher Trap and Release No Harm to Bugs!
Would you help a burglar find the front door to your house? Spiders are trespasser and deserve to die. Get off my lawn!
Spider Catcher Trap and Release No Harm to Bugs!
Nipple Enhancers
These Nipple Enhancers come in two different colors, but if your nipples are fake does it matter what color they are?
Nipple Enhancers
Breastfeeding Doll
We know, we know, breastfeeding is the best thing for your baby. Come on though, this thing is f'ing weird.
Breastfeeding Doll
Hovering Vacuum
Now where is my flying car and hoverboard? Mr. DeLorean and Mattell I'm looking in your direction...
Hovering Vacuum
Pink Kush Breast Supporter
If you don't want something made out of hard plastic we know of a really good substitute... just send us pictures of your breasts and we'll let you know if it will work.
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