I don't get it. You save your breast milk in a locket, which was part of you, to remember your baby? Couldn't you just look down (at your tits, just in case that wasn't clear)? Wouldn't this "make more sense" to give your child so they have a part of you? And by make more sense, I mean... I don't know what I mean because this is fucking weird.
We have a guest poster today and she seems to hate Twilight more than we do. You even could say her hate for Twilight is still a better love story than Twilight?
"From the purveyors of the never ending 20% off coupon comes the worst idea in the history of ideas. Now, Twatlight fans can live out their cosplay fantasies to the fullest and fat girls can buy themselves something sparkly for Christmas, instead of that 6th cat they have been eyeing. Wedding season just got a whole lot sadder and more pathetic."